burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

moritztiefel:

→ theatre challenge

nine shows {9/9} ▬ rent

naziturtle:

instagrampa:

how to excite a large crowd of white people:

• play don’t stop believin’ by journey

this is so accurate it isnt even funny

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

kirugons:

american horror story: pictures of yourself from middle school

ashketchurn:

i put the sad in quesadilla

ectobiologist:

I’m sorry dad we can’t live here anymore there is a bug in here